I was relieved when she came after that dipshit from Idaho. If she had asked the same types of questions as him I would’ve turned off my TV.

I’m already drunk and it’s not even 9am. Who’s the seersucker now?

Exactly. There isn’t peacock shit all over the roof of my car right now, there’s peahen shit, though.

I’ve never heard a single negative thing about Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

In theory: yes.

If I wanted to sleep at an Applebee’s, I would just sleep at an Applebee’s.

This is not the sanest human being we’re talking about here.

As I recall, somebody once said that the poor in spirit were to be blessed, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. I wonder if Mr. Carson has heard of this individual?

And just like that, my early college days are re-lived.

BUT MOM, THEY STARTED IT!

You’d never expect that those 2 brothers wrote a song called “Don’t Look Back in Anger”

I’m glad the rest of the world is finally figuring out he’s a 61 year old edge lord with nothing meaningful to say.

Free drugs and alcohol may also factor in.

- Mike Pence 3517 BC

The most interesting thing that has ever happened that has anything whatsoever to do with Black Eyed Peas is that time Fergie wet her pants on stage at a concert.

That’s stupid. It’s not like this is the first movie with a great female lead, and nowhere here does anyone say it is.

Honestly my post could have just been this image.

Not sure what it says about America that my main take-home was “wow, I’m surprised Wal-Mart employees are actually able to see doctors.”

No, as much as I’m willing to defend her, its very much not a free speech issue. No government entity is preventing her from speaking (criticism of speech by the government or government actors is different from banning speech). We can disagree with the fallout and criticism her speech received, but we really don’t…

the Black Eyed Peas are still a music group.....?