I’ve never heard a single negative thing about Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

In theory: yes.

If I wanted to sleep at an Applebee’s, I would just sleep at an Applebee’s.

This is not the sanest human being we’re talking about here.

The part that hit me the hardest was after the climactic battle all the “bad guys” take off their scary gas masks and they’re just a bunch of terrified young boys.

As Lucy Lawless told the nerdy guy in the one Simpsons episode, when you see a continuity error like that, a wizard did it.

As I recall, somebody once said that the poor in spirit were to be blessed, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. I wonder if Mr. Carson has heard of this individual?

And just like that, my early college days are re-lived.

BUT MOM, THEY STARTED IT!

I didn’t like how everything Diana learns about humanity, she learns from men. I wanted more meaningful interactions with Etta Candy and Dr. Poison.

And just to be nitpicky, it was a small Belgian village.

You’d never expect that those 2 brothers wrote a song called “Don’t Look Back in Anger”

I’m glad the rest of the world is finally figuring out he’s a 61 year old edge lord with nothing meaningful to say.

Free drugs and alcohol may also factor in.

- Mike Pence 3517 BC

The most interesting thing that has ever happened that has anything whatsoever to do with Black Eyed Peas is that time Fergie wet her pants on stage at a concert.

That’s stupid. It’s not like this is the first movie with a great female lead, and nowhere here does anyone say it is.

Honestly my post could have just been this image.

Not sure what it says about America that my main take-home was “wow, I’m surprised Wal-Mart employees are actually able to see doctors.”

Yeah, his presence at a white supremacist rally really points to him as a liberal. Own your shit man. He’s one of you. Coward