I’ll read up on him over the next couple of days and let you know.  

Nope. “Do you even want the kid?” is a dick question to ask anyone - especially someone who, after a bit of back and forth, has decided to continue a surprise pregnancy. 

What a rude question. It’s absolutely none of your business. Just because someone shares a little bit of their story, it doesn’t mean you’re entitled to the rest of it. 

“wouldn’t phase them”

Don’t worry, everyone. You can always make MAGA-guac out of mayonnaise and green jello. 

My friend hired an after-school nanny for her son through care.com a few years ago. They felt comfortable because they believed the company had vetted him and because he was former military.

You need to add [sic] after “weened.”

Earplugs for Men: Who cares if they work? You’re not listening anyway. 

I disagree. There’s an implied wink and nudge that goes along with “a gentleman never tells.”

40 years old? Oh my goodness, that’s hilarious!

Could be! :)

Because it seems that a great many men are under the delusion that everyone else should find their penis delightful and enchanting.

Dear Judi Dench,

Kindergarten Cop was released a decade or so before he became governor

Not sure why you feel it’s necessary to turn this into a critique of her looks. I’m about her age and I don’t have very many lines on my face either. Not all 50 year olds are shriveled old prunes.

I seriously doubt that dollar store drag queen is pregnant.

unfazed

“and, oh, it’s not terribly feminist to abuse female animals by forcibly controlling their reproductive systems (they are impregnated against their will on what the industry calls “rape racks”, for crying out loud) and stealing their babies.”

Who gives a shit? Well, clearly you do. You read the article and then took the time to comment a couple of times.

Rancid Fuckpuddle