Its because conservatives don’t really think critically. They react emotionally.

Something outside woke me up around 5:30 am, so I thought, I’ll see if the Nadal match is still going. Holy shit. Did I feed my kid breakfast? What did she wear to school? Did I drive her there? No idea. It’s all a blur. FEDAL final.

They should include fans in these contests so we can see how they stack up/don’t stack up. Have fans try to catch the drone drop, and bring in dodgeball teams to play against the NFLers. I’d watch 3 hours of that.

I think you’ve described their thinking very well. I also think, well, this:

I think that Democrats have calculated that allowing Trump to appoint incapable stooges to these cabinet posts will improve Democrats chances at winning offices in 2018 and 2020. Basically, it’s the Republican playbook of 2009, just instead of having to obstruct the Republicans to make the public blame them for…

Yeah, the problem is just that people “don’t like” Trump. Yup.

Yeah, you’re right, now that we’ve made our personal distaste for our new authoritarian white-nationalist government clear, we should stop covering it while it willfully dismantles the nation.

It’s kind of a problem when one reads the headline and starts to rattle off in their brain a list of sycophant journalists to which it might be referring.

Oh man I was so sure from the headline this was gonna be Cillizza.

This morning I looked at the first five lines of the box score and couldn’t understand how the Cavs lost- then I noticed that they had 13 bench points in a game in which they scored 122! 10.6% of their points were off the bench, and ZERO assists. Wowza!

Peyton Manning: A head for business, a head for policy, a head for compassion and a head for America. Peyton Manning: Four Heads.

Oyster crackers over saltines is a bad take. Who ranks crackers by their ability to be a mediocre noodle in a soup that doesn’t need it?

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

teams send their starting pitcher ahead of the team when traveling

Mom in person, Mama on the phone, and Mommy when I need something but I’m just joking but actually yea I kinda need it.