My husband. Not only did he stay by my side every minute I was in the hospital but when we got home and I was exhausted and weepy, he put me in a bath and shaved my legs. He did a terrible job because he is too gentle but it was probably the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me.

Celebrity crush is chef Aaron Sanchez. Smoking hot. Ordinary crush is The Bartender, with whom I’ve been crushing summer. #foodboozesunsex

Hands down: Jacob Soboroff. He should get the Pulitzer for his tireless work covering Trump’s concentration camps at the border. Meanwhile, as hard as it is to watch what’s happening is how easy he is on the eyes.

same! your wife is smokin’!

Ain’t it grand?

Fuck you.

technically its an incel phone

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

I don’t understand this country. We swear up and down that we don’t tolerate bullies, liars, and thieves. Yet we want to make glorifying movies about Tonya Harding, Jordan Belfort, Henry Hill, and Anna Sorkin.

Damn. He looks good.

Right? If all his corruption gets you is smelling like a deep fryer? No thank you.

I went to college with a guy who got married when he was 21. They met in college, but his wife worked odd jobs that didn’t make much money, while he had a career in engineering. He used to bitch constantly about how she had low wage retail jobs and how he felt burdened paying for everything, including her large…

This is proof to me that Pruitt is the worst type of cheapskate. He is shockingly cheap when it comes to his own money but is fine spending the American people’s money by the millions.

No. I’m Canadian and we pay our restaurant staff a living wage and still tip. Twenty per cent is the norm. We have restaurants up the wazoo, and no, they don’t all exclusively serve poutine.

And so how exactly are we supposed to know who makes minimum wage and who doesn’t? Should there be a sign on the front of the shoe store that says “we’re cheap assholes who don’t pay our employees enough, so please tip them when you buy your shoes”?

She could be a bigot, a liar and also a domestic violence victim. I mean, Roman Polanski is a Holocaust survivor who lost his mother to Auschwitz, and also a convicted child rapist.

It’s not that weird. Except it’s Pruitt and a Trump hotel.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. SHE’S IN NEW YORK OR SHE’S RECOVERING FROM PLASTIC SURGERY. MELANIA IS A DAMN BIGOT AND LIAR, STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR HER. SHE’S NOT A VICTIM.

A touch up plastic surgery procedure shouldn’t need this long recovery in 2018. And if it were anything major we’ll obviously know the second we see her.

Is is it just me or are we all wondering if Melania has a huge black eye and/or other obvious signs of spousal abuse? I’m sorry if that upsets anyone, but that is where my mind has been with this.