Ain’t it grand?

Fuck you.

technically its an incel phone

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

I don’t understand this country. We swear up and down that we don’t tolerate bullies, liars, and thieves. Yet we want to make glorifying movies about Tonya Harding, Jordan Belfort, Henry Hill, and Anna Sorkin.

Damn. He looks good.

Right? If all his corruption gets you is smelling like a deep fryer? No thank you.

I went to college with a guy who got married when he was 21. They met in college, but his wife worked odd jobs that didn’t make much money, while he had a career in engineering. He used to bitch constantly about how she had low wage retail jobs and how he felt burdened paying for everything, including her large…

This is proof to me that Pruitt is the worst type of cheapskate. He is shockingly cheap when it comes to his own money but is fine spending the American people’s money by the millions.

No. I’m Canadian and we pay our restaurant staff a living wage and still tip. Twenty per cent is the norm. We have restaurants up the wazoo, and no, they don’t all exclusively serve poutine.

And so how exactly are we supposed to know who makes minimum wage and who doesn’t? Should there be a sign on the front of the shoe store that says “we’re cheap assholes who don’t pay our employees enough, so please tip them when you buy your shoes”?

She could be a bigot, a liar and also a domestic violence victim. I mean, Roman Polanski is a Holocaust survivor who lost his mother to Auschwitz, and also a convicted child rapist.

It’s not that weird. Except it’s Pruitt and a Trump hotel.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. SHE’S IN NEW YORK OR SHE’S RECOVERING FROM PLASTIC SURGERY. MELANIA IS A DAMN BIGOT AND LIAR, STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR HER. SHE’S NOT A VICTIM.

A touch up plastic surgery procedure shouldn’t need this long recovery in 2018. And if it were anything major we’ll obviously know the second we see her.

Is is it just me or are we all wondering if Melania has a huge black eye and/or other obvious signs of spousal abuse? I’m sorry if that upsets anyone, but that is where my mind has been with this.

I think Agent Orange is actually proud of his many illegal accomplishments. He’s never been worried about that pesky emoluments bullshit. It’s obviously just another stupid law specifically created by the Democrats to harass him. They are just envious of his skill in the art of the side-hustle to score himself some…

I really miss the weekly Pissing Contest (it was on Friday’s I think?) with grossest story or whatever. Those dropped RIGHT when Trump was elected. Barf Bag started and seemed to take that spot. I could sure do with the escapism and interaction of the Pissing Contest type posts again. They were always really…

A lot of great commenters left before that though. I think people just kind of move on. No particular reason, except maybe for the fact that there are a lot more dudes on here lately, and many of them are annoying.

Do you notice the community participation posts have completely gone away? I think the scary story post was still there, but it used to be about monthly where a jez writer would ask for your grossest story or some other theme and everyone would contribute. The first time I got ungreyed was on a Prom themed post. I…