Those cookies are so pretty!

Wishing all the fabulous Jezzies a good and hopeful 2018. It’s gotta be better, right? RIGHT?

Here it is- the finished Ikea kitchen makeover! Little FashionDon’t LOVES it too, which makes me very happy :)

Fuck me, you guys. I miss Obama. Damn it I’m wiping tears. Happy new years and all that shit. May 2018 be the year of the wildest midterms in history..

Welp I said I was gonna chop off all my hair and I did!

I hope everyone has a very good 2018.

I made more cookies. So many cookies.

I use marijuana to self medicate, and have been for the last year. It’s made a noticeable difference in my mental health. I have fewer panic attacks, I’m able to leave the house on bad days (sometimes), it keeps my hypomania manageable and it keeps my depression from crushing me. However, that shit gets expensive and…

Weird, SNS says it published an hour ago but just showed up for me. Kinjaaaaa!

Well, it’s New Year’s Friday which means that MSNBC is nothing but year-end retrospectives on the first year of hell that is the Dumpster Fire Presidency.

Well, he didn’t have any duties or responsibilities. He just hung out drinking coffee until it was time to go on TV and talk about scary Muslims.

Every morning I wake up hoping that today’s the day. “Trump Felled By Massive Heart Attack, Cretins Mourn”. The only thing that would be better would be if he landed on the rest of his horrid family when he keels over and crushes them all to death at once.

I am waiting for 2018 to end with this headline:

I am so goddamned conflicted about James Comey. On the one hand, he likely handed Trump the presidency with his ill-timed “We’re still looking into her emails” comment. On the other hand, he showed at least a little integrity (which is like, a lot of integrity in 2017 currency) by not agreeing to turn a blind eye to…

There, I fixed the title for you.

I spent last evening baking banana bread and lemon drizzle cakes and today making lasagna soup, which is apparently a thing, for my dinner on Christmas day. I’m getting over an upper respiratory infection that had me down for almost a week. This was the third time I was ill in three months. I’m usually totally healthy…

It’s kind of a dis. A prince’s wife is referred to by his title unless she has a title of her own, hence, Princess Michael. Usually a Prince is given a title at marriage, so that his wife has a title of her own; for example, Kate is Duchess of Cambridge rather than Princess William. When the Queen grants a title, she…

It’s the lesser option actually. Michael’s title means he’s descended from a king but doesn’t have his own title. It’s also one that can’t be shared with his wife, so she’s...like...Ofmichael.

Can someone familiar with British royal family protocol explain to me why she goes by Princess Michael? None of the other royal spouses go by their husband’s first name. I’m also curious why this asshole gets the full princess title when it doesn’t seem to be afforded to spouses of other descendents of the crown.

Nah. That’s not why.