Michelle Obama is a hell of an act to follow as first ladies go.

Tim Kaine waited in line.

“Different viewpoints need to be respected,” he continued, before explaining that the Republican presidential candidate’s positions have been misinterpreted. “When Trump says he wants to ban Muslims, he doesn’t really mean that. That’s never going to happen. What he really means is he wants extreme vetting.”

Where I vote we use paper ballots and sit at tables of 6 with no privacy dividers. It’s weird.

Happy bday and Happy First Woman President day!

You’re ungrey in my heart, PersnicketyPants. I would like to be ungreyed because I had a baby two weeks ago today, the Baby Blues/hormone dump is kicking my ass, and I’m still bleeding from my wherever.

He looks like the demented version of Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Ironically the actor who played Ralphie is all kinds of purr worthy as an adult.

Curious as to how his views may have evolved on the issue of Oligarhs.

Hey Anna:

You guys, I have been VERY impressed with the cunt puns lately! Well done, all.

Surprised and honestly a little disappointed that no one deployed “lesbian shitasses.”

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I just really appreciate this website and its writers. Everything from outstanding news coverage to Joanna wearing a tail is slowly leading to my getting fired for reading this at work and since my job sucks I’m cool with it.

Aww. I would have ended this post with

I saw some of her dresses at Ross this weekend. I was like, nope, not gonna even spend $20 on that crap.

One of those daytime shows was doing some mini fashion show a week or two ago, and the presenter, an older white woman, brought out an outfit by Ivanka Trump. She then went on to tell the hostess, a younger woman of West Asian decent, how much she loved Ivanka and how she was the just best thing about the whole Trump…

I kind of want to change the meaning of ‘Trump’ like people did with Santorum. Maybe it could mean ‘tremendous dump’. Flushed a big ol’ trump down the toilet last night.

I actually think it’s going to be a fucking blowout the likes of which we have never seen. And then my anxiety says, no, Trump still has a chance. But....I really think it’s going to be something that no poll or pundit could even have predicted.

The Trump brand is shit, Ivanka’s reputation is shit.

Just like taking twitter away from Donald, it’s too late for her. The Trump brand is shit, Ivanka’s reputation is shit.