Exactly. The party of nasty women and bad hombres sounds way better than the KKK-endorsed, sexual assault-defending party.

But...but...he’s going to help me get out of the inner city.

Here is reason number 8001 not to vote for fucking John McCain.

Second largest county (Dallas), here. I don’t know the percentages, but it was around 58,000 voters the first day of early voting, which is over 25,000 more than in 2012. I’m not usually big into “I was there!” type of stuff, but it feels good to say it in this case.

God I hate psychedelics. But I used to be addicted to cocaine, meth and Xanax, so what do I know.

Definitely not what I was aiming for.

I’m waiting for another surprised video to drop on Friday. I’m sure they are holding onto the big guns towards the end to maximize its affect on the voters.

Is it impossible for you to mail in your vote?

If you think your life is in danger and law enforcement isn’t doing anything, it’s time for you to train in self defense and join a shooting range so you know what to do if you need to get armed. I would always prepare for the worst with a stalker. Too many of them have taken their obsession to murder to not consider…

It’s really making me question the sanity of America, and why so many people are delusional and/or immune to facts.

I’m also freaking out about my life, decisions, and goals. I cried last night to my boyfriend and the last thing he told me before we fell asleep was “you are going to get a job. We are going to pay off your loans. We are going to buy a house. We are going to get married next year. And we may even have a baby some…

Voting has started, around 10% of my country has already voted (Harris county, the largest in Texas). October surprises are done, and these are truly last ditch attempts. If Russia or Wiki leaks had anything, it should have been posted by now. It can only get worse for trunk at this point, not better, even Texas is…

My boyfriend agreed last week that we can elope next year on our anniversary, so we set the date. October 1, 2017 holla (we are telling no one. No. One.)

Starring to give you hugs. Boston Terriers are truly special creatures.

It’s insane how different their entire personality becomes. My mom, who loved clothes and make up, now becomes furious when she has to wear something that is not her hideous floral skirt and ugly striped skirt. She looks like a bohemian Orthodox Jewish woman.

I am crushed. Poor Bear, the little brown duck was killed today. Bubba and Duck are milling around on the porch quacking and cocking their head, waiting for her to answer them.

I’m so very sorry. Hug him lots and spoil him rotten. Dogs should live forever.

I got engaged a couple weeks ago (!!) and I’m super pumped, but also I have no idea how to plan a wedding. Anyone have any helpful tips and advice for making the planning go as smoothly and stress-free as possible? (Like, how far out do you need to book a venue, send out save-the-dates, invitations, etc.?) I really…

last i saw 538 had dems at 67% chance to take over the Senate and within striking distance of the house.

On the slim chance the Senate and House flip... it’s going to be two of the busiest years in history, because it’ll all crash down in the midterms.