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I need a Cinderella story from traveling bachelorette parties. The 138 who voted against it better be ACTUAL TWINS SEPARATED AT BIRTH or you need to SIT DOWN.

When I was enlisted, I worked in my Battalion’s personnel office, where the paperwork is done up when somebody goes AWOL. I don’t recall an instance when we had to write up a sheet on a deserter who was actually pending charges for other criminal conduct, but it was always my impression that the guys who go AWOL

I’d like to tack on to that. The United States military holds itself to a high standard, at least on paper, and cannot wait to tell the public how they run a tight ship and have control over the people who enlist and on and on. If they refuse, or otherwise cannot take sexual assault seriously, then it really flies in

Goodnight. Time for bed.

“Seemingly lax” is the biggest understatement of the century.

By all means, please accept mentally unstable men and women with criminal histories into the military and then train them to kill. That’s a super great idea that has no chance of backfiring.

People saying that she can do more good as a senator than as president...she could do WAAAAY more good as a senator than as VP, and I think everyone knows that.

this is Warren as a young woman:

Please do not insult GI Joe action figures.

Would we get another Scott Brown if she gave up her Senate seat though?

knows he’s a loser. His insecurities are on parade: petty bullying, attacks on women, cheap racism, flagrant narcissism.

Georgia’s just as bad as Texas. I did complain but I doubt that anything will come of it. It’s so hard to live in the red south as a (very) blue Bostonian during a ridiculously circus-like election year. So much DERP in public.

You aren’t pathetic for going to marriage counseling at 26; you’re doing what you can to fix your marriage to someone you love. It can be hard when we are the reason things are bad in a relationship, because there’s the guilt (I did a bad thing) and then there’s shame (I am a bad person). Shame is especially

I scrolled down to find this post! I’m on episode 10 and I’m captivated! It’s so GOOD! I need more exclamation points!

Anybody here run and/or work at a doggy day care? If not, anybody ever start their own small business?

I found out this week. My boobs hurt like no one’s business and I miss pooping. Like, I really miss pooping.

my husband and I have been in a shit state, he asked for a divorce and I’m moving out while we go to couples therapy and try to figure out when “it’s working” enough to live together again. it has been a super hard few weeks and im just hoping it gets better soon :( we have been together since we were 18/19 and as

I got a positive pregnancy test recently (on my birthday!) and I want to talk about pregnancy and babies without having to go to BabyCenter.

I disagree. Sometimes, you don’t realize how toxic a person was for you until you get some time and distance. 25 years ago, one of my best friends and I had a massive falling out. She cut contact with me - because SHE had done something awful and then she got upset that I dared to be angry about the thing she did.