I want to be anti-death penalty, but fuck this asshole. Fry his ass.

Sam Sparks is awesome. He will shut this shit right down.

Overly battered sliced okra, frozen and deep-fried. How to ruin a perfectly defenseless vegetable.

Pot, make sure he has plenty. Maybe get a vaporizer so he doesn’t have to smoke, or else make lots of cookies.

Plz?post tomorrow?

Sweet little pocket knife for my man

Pretty pie!

OMG that looks so good! Creme brulee is my absolute favorite dessert in this world, where is my spoon?

After my hair was mostly gray and I was bored of it, I had it bleached to platinum. Now that I don’t work for stodgy lawyers I Manic Panic all the colors. Just did Rock n Roll Red today, it’s gorgeous.

I used tissue paper thisyear . It’s not a perfect solution but it does degrade quickly.

I am completely behind food gifts. Nobody needs more stuff, so give consumables! This year I made charitable donations for my long distance fambly.

Day drinking is the Reason for the Season.

I just subscribed to 2 years of Teen Vogue, I love this so hard. I am not a teenager although I have been known recently to have purple hair and octopus earrings

Oh, thank you. I don’t speak Hamilton.

Magda was called Peggy?

Didn’t know that, thanks.

There was a third sister called Magda. I believe she was older and not as pretty so she didn’t get much exposure and might have died fairly young?

It was pretty funny.

Any of them, try some pole.

Go sign up for some classes at Brass Ovaries. Awesome women and big fun.