It was pretty funny.

Any of them, try some pole.

Go sign up for some classes at Brass Ovaries. Awesome women and big fun.

Take an extra Tshirt and some valium. Have fun!

Oh Bailey boy, he is a great big doggie/ He’s black and white and loves his little pig/He is my pup, and yes his mommy loves him/She gives him food, that’s how he got so big

I had one crawl up in the bottom of the refrigerator in the space by the motor or something? I put a paper plate of chopped ham on the floor in front of the fridge and pretty soon this little paw reached out and dragged it back under there. He came out a day or so later. I hope your guy turns up!

I could also make a case for “Fist City.” Come at me

Dolly is classy but I’d give Loretta “redneck” every day. I love her fightin’ songs best of all. No shame in being red of neck; some of my best friends, etc.

I would love to go and see the beautiful dancing but I would need to wear earplugs. I blame the horrible TV ad jingles year after year: “such a big list so many gifts gifts big and small Ross has em all” “get a get a get a get a Garmin” UGH

I have done that too. If I ever need to torture someone I will use that song, but they will have to have headphones.

Oh yes, the rumpapumppump song is the worst thing that has ever happened to my ears.

Kick ass on your new monologue. It will take you outside of yourself rather than drawing on your personal pain. Research, try a costume. Do not pay any attention to that other person, she does not affect you. ♡

Bailey gots him a little piggy that grunts instead of squeaks.

Yes!

Oh, but Lady Gaga singing “Million Reasons” forever and catching models’ hands ... ♡♡♡

What happens if enough Republican electors defect that no one has 270 votes? Do-over? Please?

Those are awesome and I want them! The girls will loooooovvve them! ♡

Now you gloat, for that was brilliant. Fuck her, she knows how she treated you and she can take delivery of a tiny amount of payback.

Do it! You are unforgettable (other than your entire name) and he’s been wondering about you. <3

I still love pretty pens. I got a dozen gel pens in all the colors for about $10, they make me happy.