Pants literally on fire! Oh, the sweet, delicious schadenfreude!

No! They want to give you nothing! I got them to agree to give me $100 before I decided not to do it.

I know they’re staged. Earlier this year when I had my house for sale my realtor was approached by these guys. They didn’t want to give me any money but wanted to take the house off the market for like 3 days so they could film their show and disparage my house. Fuck that noise.

I mostly lurk, have for years, but the would be nice to be nongrey.

This gif is the best!

Ew.

Yes, and the ingredients are pretty cheap so if you throw out a couple of attempts it’s OK!

You really just need fingers. 1 cup flour, 1 stick butter (cold, chopped), a little salt, a little sugar, ice water on the side. Put it in a bowl that seems too small and start smushing the flour & butter together. I never get a cornmeal texture but that’s what’s recommended. add ice water a small slosh at a time and…

I will not lie, part of the reason I got it was its coolness. It’s fun to handle and looks badass hanging from the soap dispenser spout down into the sink.

I got one of these chainmail things for cleaning my pans. It doesn’t scratch like a Chore Boy, and it doesn’t knock off the seasoning. I recommend it.

You left out “straight fire.”

What, you were grey? I am forever grey but not you!

Sauvignon Blanc and a side of insomnia for me, thanks.

I plead plain old insomnia but I am staying off Twitter, so there’s that.

What, me official? Wow, thanks Cocopop!

Noooo, don’t go. We love you, even lurkers like me. ♡

Yes! Fresh Market is lovely, with lots of nice wine and gluten-free stuff.

I moved to Birmingham this year on purpose. Alabama is the most biodiverse of the 50 states, and Mobile has been called the Amazon of the US. What happened in Alabama in the 1960s changed the world!

Blood on the Tracks

I am gray so I can reply without promoting this asshole, right?