I mostly lurk, have for years, but the would be nice to be nongrey.

This gif is the best!

Ew.

Yes, and the ingredients are pretty cheap so if you throw out a couple of attempts it’s OK!

You really just need fingers. 1 cup flour, 1 stick butter (cold, chopped), a little salt, a little sugar, ice water on the side. Put it in a bowl that seems too small and start smushing the flour & butter together. I never get a cornmeal texture but that’s what’s recommended. add ice water a small slosh at a time and…

I will not lie, part of the reason I got it was its coolness. It’s fun to handle and looks badass hanging from the soap dispenser spout down into the sink.

I got one of these chainmail things for cleaning my pans. It doesn’t scratch like a Chore Boy, and it doesn’t knock off the seasoning. I recommend it.

You left out “straight fire.”

What, you were grey? I am forever grey but not you!

Sauvignon Blanc and a side of insomnia for me, thanks.

I plead plain old insomnia but I am staying off Twitter, so there’s that.

What, me official? Wow, thanks Cocopop!

Noooo, don’t go. We love you, even lurkers like me. ♡

Yes! Fresh Market is lovely, with lots of nice wine and gluten-free stuff.

I moved to Birmingham this year on purpose. Alabama is the most biodiverse of the 50 states, and Mobile has been called the Amazon of the US. What happened in Alabama in the 1960s changed the world!

Blood on the Tracks

I am gray so I can reply without promoting this asshole, right?

Why are you such a relentless dick over here? Can’t you be happy at Redstate or somewhere?

You should make sure the police have a record of this. Ask if you can file a sworn statement.

It wasn’t your fault. You are brave and a badasss for sharing. Sorry if your parents are slut-shaming you or something, but you are walking in your truth. ♡