It is difficult to reach out to strangers but you are going to need friends. Do it!

What a huge difference, your kitchen looks so modern and clean. Good job!

Della Street! I loved being a paralegal, enjoy!

I made the Big Pitch finals! I will compete with 9 other business startups for money prizes! W00t!

I have only tried the Butter eyeshadow, but I love them. Violet and dark blue. The color is rich and smooth and lasts beautifully.

Well of course! Everything is better with weed.🔥

Yes, and send them fingerpaints and cymbals for their birthdays.

My brother once found a dead fish at the swamp and proudly brought it home so my mom could cook it for dinner. (She didn’t.)

Get some tweezers and pick hairs out of your face. Works for me!

Somebody tag PiePie, I am going to need this cross stitched on a pillow!

Cottage cheese and applesauce.

I love this show, been watching it since Charles Kuralt was host. I may or may not have cried this morning at Charles Osgood’s sendoff.

OK, so Monkey Butt is Texan for Swamp Ass.

Swamp Ass, is that Southern for Monkey Butt?

That’s probably in violation of the ADA. You should talk to his department head because it’s potentially a huge liability. It isn’t your fault; he’said the asshole here.

Maybe set up a crowd funding thing so we can help you get her to a therapist who can help her?

This is fucking brilliant, Mrs. B.

Own your stuff, but don’t sweat it. If you interview with a man, wear a skirt; if it’s with a woman wear pants. Have a notepad or something, and an extra copy of your resume. If the receptionist offers you something to drink, accept something simple like black coffee or a soft drink. Make friends with receptionist;…

Aw, glad someone is having fall! Here in the South it’s more summery than ever. Saw a lady wearing suede knee high boots today, poor thing can’t wait any longer, bless her poor sweaty heart.

Look at those big ol’ paws! ♡♡♡ Love big doggies.