Own your stuff, but don’t sweat it. If you interview with a man, wear a skirt; if it’s with a woman wear pants. Have a notepad or something, and an extra copy of your resume. If the receptionist offers you something to drink, accept something simple like black coffee or a soft drink. Make friends with receptionist;…

Aw, glad someone is having fall! Here in the South it’s more summery than ever. Saw a lady wearing suede knee high boots today, poor thing can’t wait any longer, bless her poor sweaty heart.

Look at those big ol’ paws! ♡♡♡ Love big doggies.

I got a Manx cat, was sort of expecting a bunny so I am pleasantly surprised.

Kim, you moron. Your husband is black, your children are black. Are you seriously considering supporting the most racist candidate we’ve seen in decades? Seriously?

But John Legend and Chrissy Teigen! ♡♡♡

Oh, goodness, I hope everything will be ok! Maybe Brady is too close to Brad, but if the baby is a girl it sounds like she has that covered. Love to little Bella. ♡

Brady but not Brad (had a monstrous boss called that).

I will give up my Uggs when you pry them from my cold, dead feet. They are soft and warm like kitties.

I am going to need her shoes.

Great work, Allie Cat! Congratulations! My brag is that I leased a space for my new business on Thursday.

Montana DeSoto Bonanza?

I was with my first dead husband, drinking Goldschlager shots with the Ferret at the back bar of the Ritz, on some stranger’s tab.

Dakota Ford Gitalonglittledogies?

I forgot to have children but I think a good test of name validity is to put “Dr.” in front of it. Dr. Mykllleane...no.

I disagree. Kermit is a perfectly cromulent name.

Pretty much you have to play in the NFL or drive for NASCAR.

Sharona?

Hello, Linda!

Hi, Samantha!