I can’t tell if you are trolling or not...

No buttery males? That’s my favorite!

That is the sort of thing Julius Randle did at the beginning of the season last year.

I know, right? Really throws the state budget out of whack.

It occurs to me that this might be were they picked up the adding-an-‘n’-to-the-QB’s-name habit.

Yeah, it’s like “Petchensky” and “Burnenko” (the latter is a sin of which I was guilty of, myself).

The Onion put it so very, very well:

And then played in Sioux Falls. In South Dakota, Columbus Day is celebrated as Native American Day.

On paper, Washington had no business being in this game at the end, and yet... In other words, don’t trust the Chiefs.

The Clippers had an awful bench, and I think that they were competitive.

Has he been doing this? I thought it was the other way around - usually he would say something, Donald Trump would then make a variously contradictory statement on the same subject, and immediately after that, Ryan says that he is 100% in agreement with the president. After that, I have no clue how it goes down. I…

I always thought of McDermott as more of an Austin Croshere-type, because I don’t remember Chilcutt getting near the hype either Croshere or McDermott got and get, despite being not good.

No pleasure? Try MusBeNyce.

You may be on to something, here. Are the stockyards still a thing in Denver?

I don’t even read these in Trump’s voice anymore. It’s all in Trevor Noah’s Trump impression voice. It doesn’t make me want to throw up in my mouth quite as much.

Would she have been better off saying that she “hopes” that ESPN does the right thing?

+1 Rest of the story.

No one in their right mind would offer me more than a few bucks for my vote. So, I guess I’ll just hold on to it and keep pissing against the wind.

This is pretty much an established pattern:

Oh, I’m gonna find or make a Bear Republic flag and fly the shit out of that thing!