I thought they retired that schtick in 2011.

Yes, there are such fundamentalists, but is DeVos one of them? Is it possible that she might not be a fundamentalist and yet still supports public funding of private schools to support the very reasons that you attended and your children attend - for education, rather than indoctrination. She doesn’t have to be a…

I attended the same type of private religious school that DeVos attended (largely funded by and attended and taught by members of local Reformed churches). I was never taught that Jesus rode on a dinosaur, nor even that humans and dinosaurs co-existed. I can’t definitively speak to her experience, but I would be…

All of them, and the irony is completely lost on them, as well.

Damn, when is that pick no longer protected?

I can’t remember, isn’t this the year that Phillie gets the Lakers’ first-round pick?

Are you saying that Clark Kent doesn’t masterbate? I call bullshit.

Which wouldn’t have happened if Bill Simmons was still alive.

WHO WOULD SAY ‘NO’ TO THAT?

Hey, Chris Kluwe! Stick to kicking balls!

Oh, well played, sir. Well played.

I grew up on a dairy farm. If you intend to drink it, please refrigerate your whole milk. If you intend to submit the winning entry in Drew’s poop-bag jambaroo, go ahead and leave it out.

Isn’t that the new Pepsi campaign?

Are you kidding me? Ever shoot a grizzly bear? Pisses them the hell off. Hide some bear traps around the school yard, that’ll keep them critters out.

Hey! I’m not workshy. Or at least, not when I masturbate.

Big deal; didn’t the Tsarina of Russia attempt coitus with a horse or something? The contents of the dossier are scandalous, but unless there’s proof, they belong in the Weekly World News alongside bat boy.

Time for me to make esports great again! It’s going to be yuuge!

I heard Chris Berman is available, as well.

Aliens! She blames aliens, right?

So, you think that this group of very, very knowledgeable people have signed off on Trump’s decision to expand our nuclear arsenal?