Awesome. Another chance for me to think of some crazy-ass solution to this problem. How about this one?

But I thought David Lee was the lynchpin.

I’m alright with not aggressively boxing out as long as you aren’t climbing over me to get the rebound that isn’t even coming your way. I’ve had my sacrum dislocated by that guy. So, if you’re that guy, I’m throwing my ass at you every chance I get.

The swimming pool is higher on that list of places that are less acceptable to go as an adult, especially by yourself, and especially if you’re a guy.

Use Frye instead of Thompson or Mozgov, and put James in the post with four “shooters.”

Yes, in theory. In reality, not so much...

Wouldn’t that make Fisher a mini Andre Igoudala?

Order five drinks, of course.

What are “taters,” precious?

+...something, I think.

I upvoted this, but then realized that casting Kevin Hart as Murray doesn’t leave us with an obvious choice for the Danny DeVito part. A quandary, indeed.

Yeah, what kind of Mickey Mouse operation does this, anyway?

Mozgov good. Marjanovic better.

Thanks, ShallBeLevon99. I’ve been looking for that rule and explanation all morning.

And there’s what, two or three teams that would (or at least should) be all over Vogel? Seriously, sign this guy already.

Who’s the most likely of you to ever take a hit while wearing a gas mask?

Not even a baseball fan, and I have only one word for these articles: sploosh.

So this is another opportunity to make rule change suggestions, right? Ok. Here’s another one: in these situations, the fouled team can choose to either:

+20,000

Yeah, there isn’t much out there. I’ve heard Kevin Ollie’s name mentioned in a couple of places, and I think he’d be ok. I have this horrible suspicion, though, that they’re gunning for George Karl.