The Gunshow Poophole: When you try to stick your entire arm up your ass, but there’s no room because your head has taken up all of the available space.

Never broke her smile, and then capped it off with the “we’re just friends” arm pat. Beautiful.

Goddamn that was some amazing evasive maneuvering.

Their tears are so delicious

He’s ready. They killed his cheerleader girlfriend and he has a new puppy to take care of. He has one more excellent adventure is in his bones. You never know, he could be the one thing the Browns need.

Browns are putting the 0-16 in 2016.

Tom Herman was holding on too tight. He lost the edge.

(He’ll be ten next month, so there’s that.)

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Not quite, no. She was branding her stream with Zoidberg in name and image. She was associating the character with her content. That’s a great deal different from wearing a Zoidberg shirt on her stream.

I haven’t seen it mentioned here, but this episode is also a tribute to Mako, the actor who voiced the character of Uncle Iroh and who had passed away about two months prior to the airing of that episode. The character Mako in The Legend of Korra was also named in his honor.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

You missed a major category: Cars with built in USB ports.

I did a double-take when I saw they let him keep the win, TBH. That’s nuts. Then again, a lot of their penalties get released during the week, so who knows if there’ll be a fine or something else after the fact.