Liberal Democrat chiming in: fuck that noise. Put lasers on all of the things, all day erry’day.

He sometimes doesnt fight to win a ball back, but thats arguably the job of a striker. His lack of pace just makes everything look like hes trying a little less than everyone. Ozil got the same critizism. They said he was lazy, when really he just doesnt usually chase things down if he doesnt have to, like Alexis. All…

I’ve done A LOT of drugs in Maine, and I honestly got them all from white folk.

When was the last time that the Dolphins were promising?

F Arse Scum!

It’s Friday night.

I will be gaming on the couch with my laptop. The Mrs. will be on the couch playing X-Box. We have a good relationship.

Or, and I’m just spit-balling here, explain to her that you really enjoy playing video games and figure out a time when you can play while not disturbing her or your relationship.

God dammit, I always wanted to play D&D but never had anyone to play with :(

May or may not of cried when I saw that on TV.

Audi has been killing it lately with commercials:

The doctors husband - check the antecedent. I bet the riddle about the doctor’s son gets you every time.

I’m truly enjoying your oversensitivity to being hated as a Pats fan. It only makes it easier to judge you. Its a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I’m beginning to understand why countries break apart and civil wars happen, because I really, really don’t want to live in the same country as these people.

I need at least two drinks to even think about GOING to a party.

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

“I’m getting a feeling from the Other Side.....a motherly influence. She wants.....wants to sniff your crotch. Oh my god, it’s my mom! What’s that mom? Who’s a good boy? I’m a good boy!”

yea...well....how’d you like that homefield advantage in the AFC championship game?! Boom, roasted.

Oh no, sorry, I didn’t mean to imply that you weren’t doing due diligence but more a frustration that my colleagues never seem to be represented in articles and I don’t understand why: I assume that folks reach out to the usual suspects—the TIXC from the biggies like Stanford and UConn and Swarthmore ...why don’t we…