No. The sky’s the limit as soon as homeschooling and the Bible entered the equation.

these tiny white dots are the irises.. cannot unsee now

I hate how they make you look at all the banners while you’re waiting in the TSA line at the airport

If it’s not dangerous to remove the plug then why does that hole look so shocked?

Yeah, the reason Boston became a legendary horde of assholes is in large part because they kept winning so much.

*reads article*

I’m a lifelong Mets fan and I don’t even hate the Royals or their fans. I don’t mean to come off as a dick, but you guys are so far under the radar it’s gonna take a lot more than a WS title to make anyone have second thoughts about Kansas City. Honestly, I still don’t know what state you are in.

How can I give this negative stars?

Typical Masshole fan, you assume we care about you or your Red Sox fandom by only referring to the “2004 World Series”. Most people don’t remember who won the championship last year, let alone 12 years ago.

Leicester’s title this year. Just the prolonged high performance. Even as a Chelsea fan, you had to start rooting for Ranieri’s boys towards the end.

Hiiiiii. St. Pete/Tampa resident here. Know what the “feels like” temp is right now? 110. One hundred and fucking ten. The other week it was 117. Last year in the Summer it rained for 30 days straight. So no, its not like those other places at all.

But really, when has GM ever faced consequences for stupid past decisions and resistance to new technology?

I can’t remember how many toilets I’ve fixed with paper clips. I used to do part-time maintenance for the apartment building I lived in. So many other temporary fixes, too.

For baseball, I would only tweet the losses by the Cardinals, nothing more.

It’s the Oddjob conundrum

I’m a man who has been blackout drunk many times. Even with serious “clouded judgement” moments there was never a time where I thought “I should have sex with this unconscious girl”. You either have morals or you don’t. He doesn’t.

Dear Best Fans in Baseball. STOP.

Seat recliners are Satan. My knees already hit the seat, last thing I need is my face to as well.

People who recline their seats are the world’s greatest monsters.