Don’t forget that most (don’t want to say all) of these Republicans are also Christians. So, when shit hits the fan, Jesus returns to save them and their children. The future...sorta...doesn’t exist for them outside of their lives.

I was most annoyed by the Peanut M&Ms with the skittles. Which, I think was on purpose. It’s a second layer of irony that drove peanuts!

Just reread and noticed the assumption...but can we really assume he cares this much about Tiffany?

Can we guess which daughter?

It makes me sad that I enjoyed this. I’m a thirsty Marlins fan. Just a fish out of water in Boston.

Trump just reminds me of Cosmo Kramer while Bannon is Jackie Chiles. It helps with my sanity.

Pretty meta when you think that the cucumber made of poop could also be inserted back in said ass hole.

Yeah, that’s tough. The population is so diverse, too. With cultural differences in mind, it can be a challenge to connect with individuals. I think as long as we are all slightly uncomfortable, we are doing something right.

Hello! I’m from Cambridge, MA and am in a similar position. Start making friends and becoming involved. Apply to join boards and commissions while volunteering for other elections. It’s a slow gradual climb but become involved. I will not be here forever, but I am gaining some skills and knowledge that will be useful…

My dad and I were flying from Greenville, SC to Seattle, WA 15 years or so ago. He surprised me saying that he got us first class tickets for one of the flights due to a random upgrade. It was the connection flight from SC to Atlanta, GA. I barely had time to eat my chicken caesar salad. Sad!

Looks like that stud finder found something pretty dense.

Finding the right one takes some time. Start by befriending the most senior non-management person in your company. This person would be the ‘best’ of the group. Or, someone who has experience in what you want to do regarding long term goals. It doesn’t have to be someone from work, but it definitely helps since their…

So, Harry is a student of the game while Balotelli is.............. what are you insinuating?

There are some great games on the Playstation store holiday sale. I’ve been eyeing Diablo 3 for some time. But, I’m preparing for the GMAT so I’ll stick to the lame sport games to cure my itch and avoid being sucked into a 13 hour binge. The one benefit of having horrible wifi is that I can’t really commit to any…

No top 10 ways to get hit by a bus? Wrong Kinja...

Yes, please water your poinsettias daily!

Unless you love your work, the follow up article should be: how to handle perpetual disappointment until you die.

Keep up the good fight! Be the squeaky wheel. Do not provoke but build the evidence. Eventually, the administration will help. Use the faculty as an amplifier.

And to think, a friend of mine moved away from Boston to Philly to make sure his laptop doesn’t get stolen. Poor guy.

Great tips!