I’m partial to APA ;)

As long as you don’t use MLA, we are good.

The trick is to fart while initially getting settled. That way, there is plenty of air to push the fart to the surface.

I’ll change them if you change your bag.

“Which time?”

That’s what I tell my wife when she thinks I dutch oven.

Raiders of the Last (booze) Cart

I’m waiting for an article that details how to attract an asteroid strike to my location. Sure, these simulations and studies are cool, but I’m more concerned about expediting the end to my 2016.

I would love to see an FMEA risk assessment to see what their failure effects are. I’m sure they just consider production parameters in regards to product quality.

They certainly could do stranger things, especially, in their basement.

Very subtle symbol selection in the main pic. I did nazi it until I went back to the Jalopnik home site.

This is a steaming hot take. Although, I agree about the pre-draft stuff. That’s a bit absurd due to noted situations. However, the pitching arm is still a poorly understood, yet highly valued commodity. This is an attempt to start shining some light on the stresses of pitching. It’s a baseline and can help track…

Shocker. A ‘loophole’ or advantage that only benefits a privileged minority?

Nice! At least they’re alive! My reference:

Where are all the geese?

This describes me in college. Missed a deadline at the beginning of the semester? Surprise, that paper will be slid under your door even if you are in the office on the last possible day to turn it in at the end of the semester.

I’m judging fitness purely on if there is a decrease or increase in reproduction rate.

Ha, of course! Money/power seems to be shifting into a pseudo-evolutionary discussion. While it is possible to keep having kids just to have kids...I commend you for making the financial choice to limit yourself.

Yes, I am fully aware of the complications of a C-section. I’m just thinking along the lines of natural birthing, if that can be skipped, are there benefits? Let’s say the medical community has a breakthrough that prevents C-section complications...tight vacuum, yes...but it’s just a thought and some speculation from…

For sure! It’s a bad habit. I was thinking in a biological/science-y sense of women. Apologies.