Is it weird that I thought of Grapes? The initial ‘color’ was red then white. Blush was then a hybrid of these two. I would have thought the same for humans and our melanin. I guess this means there was a gradual de-pigmentation for our ancestors!

God bless you.

Just when I thought I couldn’t be more attracted to a man...

‘bianghazi.

I can just imagine the sly grin on his face after sending each of those tweets. And watching Duggar family reruns during the commercials.

Tears of Joy. When the Dolphins beat the Ravens in 2007 to prevent themselves from going winless.

And no J-walking. Got it. At least that’s a La Jo thing down south by San Di.

Do it first so you don’t get burned until you FEEL THE BERN.

When my family moved me down to South Carolina, I went to a few as my mom feverishly hunted for a church that aligned with her very specific ideas of church n such. I think I’ve been to every single church in the Greenville, SC area. The few black churches we attended were par for the course. Strange looks at us since…

I’m going to a wedding in San Fran this weekend...and am bringing bottled water from the east coast as a gift to the bride and groom. And maybe a card stuffed in cash but that’s a minor detail.

I came here to post his. The scientific method is pretty awesome.

What about when you get fired for microwaving the fish you brought from home? Can’t save much that way.

It can be anything as long as it doesn’t involve microwaving fish!

But if you have a gun, you can protect your personal interests. If you’re pro-life, you’re protecting god’s interests. How can you not see the logic?

A nice family tree would be neat to see with this! Sort of like the evolutionary tree...as we move further away from English, like humans, Arabic starts to look like that maple tree over there! (points outside the office window, realizes it’s a beautiful day)

All the ones at my office are all the fancy insulation kind! But it’s in a fridge! Then it goes back in after lunch!

Save on utilities by never showering (hot water) and crying in the dark. Save on food by only eating whatever meat is on sale. No veggies. Carbs are from cheap beer. No gym membership.

I truly appreciate the ‘lunch box in a fridge’ technique. It’s like a tortured artist’s performance art.

My very religious mother used to compliment how beautiful my nails were way back in elementary school. It’s a miracle I didn’t ‘nurture’ into a gay man...out of spite or because I do indeed have fantastic nails.

Things happen. That’s all they ever do.