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As a Marlins fan, I’m glad this saved a run for Odorizzi for my fantasy baseball team’s playoff run.

You’re absolutely right.

Wait till Brian McCann....gah, not deadspin. Sorry.

It helps them float.

What if she only increased her price by 50% instead of 5000%?

As long as it’s familiar, I’ll listen to it. I find that I can’t really explore or listen to new music when trying to focus because I’m too curious.

But emotional intelligence can be difficult for some people.

L.O.L. at that Y-axis.

That tweet. Doesn’t he realize Republicans are responsible for those? War (duh). Earthquakes (fracking). Famine (climate change). Plagues (That thing about STIs increasing in Ohio due to PP defunding). Economic Collapse (duh).

Despite not listening to him in a decade, I still know his voice and read it as him. That ‘me’ at the end of regime killed me.

When I was in kindergarten, we were doing a coloring thing. Like...1=blue, 2=red, etc...I finally got to the green. However, I had NEVER been allowed to use the jungle green crayon. It was brand new...it was several months into the school year. It called to me (Like the drum set calling to Brennan in Step Brothers).…

That’s an overarching hot take. In my case, it did. Thanks for playing.

This is my face the second my wife takes her bra off.

Is this similar to why I’m a maypole circling libtard, now? I was once an insufferable religious right zealot when growing up. I’m trying to double my compassion since I had none in my youth...

Why haven’t we figured out a standardized ‘choose your own punishment adventure for your crime’?

If canoeing, always sit in the back so you can easily splash your SO if they get a little cranky.

While reading this article, I received an email from Bernie saying he was coming to Boston Oct 3rd. I almost wept with joy. Then became overwhelmingly aroused at the wild day dream of Bernie and Warren being POTUS and VP, respectively.

I’m from Florida.

Hmm, that sounds more like excess drinking (liver and bile from pancreas blah blah blah) than blue nachos. I approve.