Yes! This is what we did for flowers at our wedding. Our idea for flowers was “if everyone driving up I-89 could pull over and grab a fistful, that’d be perfect” And boy did the florist deliver...and delivered under budget. She loved the idea but insisted on using some foreign flowers because they keep the insects…

And that isn’t fair! I completely understand that idea. It feels like a constant cold war between her and her friends when they visit each other’s places.

There’s a hummer who parks on my street ALL THE TIME. It’s on street parking only...they have zero concept of manners. Always taking up two spaces or two feet away from the curb which turns the narrow road into one lane. The owner shovels snow out into the street.

It’s stories like this that remind myself of my upbringing as a super religious conservative zealot that push me further and further to the left. Everyday I find myself becoming more liberal as some sort of ‘penance’ for the horrible things I said and thought throughout my youth and into high school.

My wife has a strong understanding of my flower buying habits, which she mockingly loves. If we are not home for a weekend, I will not buy flowers because she can’t enjoy them when we aren’t home....

That would be pretty neat! It would have been funny to have this option when I was in college. Discover a bar that you frequent when stumbling around downtown drunk but you would never EVER think to enter. Or worse...your ex’s apartment pops up out of nowhere!

This is something my wife and I have discussed. I have a higher tolerance for things being disorganized. It’s not that I don’t do anything to clean or straighten-up, I just need more of a mess for cleaning to begin.

Group GI leaves me with an upset stomach....

The 2nd amendment should be killed. When firearm technology between the military and any potential military were very similar, this amendment was cool. Does anyone truly think that they can assemble a militia to counter our modern military force? Honestly? Then people are blaming mental health and that we should focus…

What about the Frequent Locations? Settings > Privacy > Location Services >System Services > Frequent Locations. It can be seen as an invasion of privacy. However, disabling it may limit the functionality of some systems.

I’ve never worked retail, but I’ve learned these lessons by briefly teaching kindergarten and being a new kid 3 times between 6th and 10th grade.

Helpful! As someone who was constantly bullied throughout middle school, I don’t know what I’d do in this situation. I’m always afraid that I’d snap from PTSD.

Terribly off topic, sort of, but this reminds me of when I got on field passes for batting practice when the Marlins came to Fenway this year. I could barely look them in the eye. My dad had to ask JT Realmoto if he could sign my son’s ball. I asked Carl Pavana for an autograph. I could only manage a ‘Excuse me, Mr.…

We forgot to cut our cake at my wedding. We would have never cut it if my nephew didn’t try to jam his hand into the frosting at the good-bye brunch. We then nibbled on it for breakfast throughout our honeymoon. It was a very small cake.

How many days of kristin? So it could be #501?

I do the ‘is that an A8 or an A6?’ an awful lot. It usually takes me to get real close n personal with the bumper to see the actual number (8’s and 6’s are pretty damn similar!). Maybe I just need new glasses....

I caught my mother taking OCPs. She’s a very conservative Religious Right woman. I am not. It was an interesting conversation that didn’t end too well. Essentially boiled down to her taking it for the cancer prevention stuff but ‘I’m too old to have a child so it’s not like I’m taking it to prevent a pregnancy!’ At…

What’s the point of planning for the future when the majority of your constituents will not be alive in 10 years or can’t read a calendar?

That zoom out to catch the results...killed me!

I told her about your comment and her eyes brightened and she started talking about Justin Thereaux’s peepee too. She also cooked sausage for dinner. Coincidence?