Yeah, I don’t understand what he’s complaining about. He made the bet (apropos of nothing, so far as I can tell), allowed York to change the terms of the bet after winning, then went and honored his commitment (presumably without complaining to York).

He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

Gawker’s really digging into the hot takes here. Tomorrow: happiness is overrated. It is impossible to count the ways that pets make your life better. I can’t imagine life without our dog. She is the fucking best thing ever. I would rather spend the day with her than 99.99999% of the people I’ve ever met.

Deep from the terrifying bowels of Mt Shitty Take; Geoffrey Redick appears.

Literally, just about everything you just said is wrong. Look up the incident and actually read about the facts of the event.

I lived north of Davis when this happened. After Sergeant Pepper (as I have come to call him) got doxxed by 4chan, I realized that I rode past his apartment almost everyday when I would go into Davis to work.

It was unprovoked. The kids were sitting there not moving and cooperating. This cop just decided to say “screw it” and walked by and nonchalantly sprayed these kids. If you have never been sprayed with pepper spray, you probably wouldn’t understand that this could constitute assault.

Yeah, but who are we versus?

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And 1998 best comment of the year goes to...Artaxes

I almost cut my hair, it happened just the other day. It’s getting kinda long, I could have said it wasn’t in my way.

watched the clip a few times to see if the ball rotates the opposite way

Yeah, I can’t get it to do anything but show a map of Portland. Not even a map of Portland with burrito joints marked on it— just a map of Portland.

And for the rest of us who like to be more than 4.5 feet from the wall.

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Weather =/= Climate

Stop it with all you “research” and “logic”. What do you think this is, a Foxtrot Alpha article?

First time here? thats how most articles go around here (except for Tyler’s, for the most part), they have an agenda and don’t let details get in the way.

Why didn’t you just say “La Niña” up front? It’s not a new term, and “Anti-El Niño” sounds incredibly dumb—whoever came up with that term should be slapped. Open-palm.