Let me guess……..Gozer worshipers.

Also they win the boat race using John Candy's underwear as a sail. You really can't top that.

In Soviet Russia headphones listen to YOU!

We need more AVP movies. Like what if an Alien breeds with a Predator that breeds with a slightly different Predator that breeds with another Alien? Could be worth looking into.

There's a theory he may take the form of Leland.

Marty McFly was his own father.

It says a lot that no one with even a rudimentary artistic sense of shot composition would work on this.

Hey said that same shit every night. There could have been a couple "This night is bad, but not horrible. I think I'm doing ok with this curse thing"

First amendment bad. Second amendment good. Miniature American flags for others.

What was Britney's opinion of it?!

I expect his pick will be embraced by all, swiftly. It's not like their party ignored the last pick for an entire year or anything. That would be insane and unprecedented in American history.

I imagined it would be bad, but it's already fantastically worse than I imagined, and it's only been 1 week.

I think I'll wait for the real Twin Peaks.

Yeah, it actually seemed like we'd never see Lynch film anything again. He even remarked that it didn't seem likely. Now, we're getting 18 hours!

It should have been called the "Just Enforcement Star".

There are deleted scenes of Luke at Tosche Station. It's pretty boring looking……and that was the place Luke seemed to like the best! Man, Tatooine must have sucked.

So true. Once the Age of Irony set in, pulling off Christmas special sincerity became really difficult.

Batman wasn't in the car though for the Axis Chemicals thing. The Batmobile, I assume, was a sentient being in that film and was responsible for the murders.

You're right. It's more like a 6 million difference from 2012, but close to 10 million difference from 2008. Either way, I really wish they had voted.

"Lesley Stahl—who previously sat with Trump and Vice-President-Elect Mike Pence for that awkward interview we all laughed and laughed about like fucking idiots". Yeah, it's all fun and games until you elect Donald Trump President. You can thank the 10 million people who voted for Obama but sat this one out. I hope you…