That would be an incredible series: "The Adventures of Indiana Jones in the Mobile Immortality Temple Tank"

They weren't extraterrestrial aliens in Crystal Skull, they were inter-dimensional aliens. That's why people couldn't buy it! Too weird, Lucas. Too weird. That's for Stranger Things and Twin Peaks, not Indy. Indy needs to look for Noah's Ark or something.

I can't believe people stop before the final episode. It's the most insane thing that has ever aired on network TV to this day, hands down. No close second. It's amazing.

Yahoo! Serious?

Don't forget the same two Red Hot Chill Peppers songs every morning, without fail. Where are they getting the information that suggests people want to hear that?

That's basically what Lucas was going to sell us a few years back. A series with no one we know, like, or care about. It was going to be awesome!

Being the mayor of McDonaldland offers unique challenges.

EXT. The pale hand of Vanessa Ives bursts out of the ground. "I shall get my revenge!", she screams.

"I have to return to my home planet!" NOTE: Dracula died on the way to his home planet.

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Yes! It is the best understanding of the nature of the Frankenstein's creature I've ever seen in film/tv.

In the novel Dracula, being bitten doesn't turn you, you have to drink the blood of the vampire yourself. However, they seem to be playing off the book so to speak, as they clarified this episode, so who knows.

Flonase Bee and Honey Nut Cheerios Bee cameos or GTFO.

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Who will tackle Mick Smiley's "I Believe It's Magic"? No one can tough the perfection that is that recording.

Bring back Rust and Marty for one last case. Major ratings, it ends in style. YOU'RE WELCOME, HBO.

This is pretty surprising. We get endless, increasingly terrible American Horror Story seasons, and with one "not great" season of True Detective it's over?

I like that the weird symphonic monster voice from the end of "Daydreaming" comes back a few times. I would like more symphonic monster voices in the future. It's like "take that, Peter Frampton!"

In Rainbows was really the perfect combination of everything they do well.

There's a theory that this will tie a lot of his works together. Specifically: Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, Lost Highway, Inland Empire, and possibly Eraserhead.