A guy runs a siding sales business. He drives around selling siding to folks.

Disagree. This law is fantastic. It shouldn’t just be a pull over for faster traffic rule. OK is ahead of the curve on this one.

North Korea is busy mobilizing low bridges as we speak.

Hey $kay, this is completely optional but it would be nice if you could use this pic for the next NSX COTD comment.

Call me uppity and pedantic—this isn’t even a case of pedantry, so unsure why I’m saying this—but for fuck’s sake...It’s “Porsh-uh.” Even the fucking brand wants you to know:

Well, I’m totally not allowed to make a pun on the other part of your name, so I worked with what I had...

How rude.

You don’t have to include an itemized receipt on your expense reports?

Well this will be welcome news for those wishing for the Australian auto industry to come back.

But what makes it an asshole’s car other than the fact that you don’t like it?

Driving on public roads with this is more idiotic IMO

So........ once?

Dumb. Everyone knows the best way to kill a Ferrari is to drive it around the block until it catches itself on fire.

“And that a lot of obvious jokes were probably made across the internet.”

Russian pilot: Hey, at least all the dogs on board are still alive.

i thought trump dun builded a wall to keep dem kinda illegal aliens out

To sum up what this guy said ⬆ “Aliens can’t be real because I love Jesus”.

gawd damn yer sooper smart and you knowin’ all them fellers “in the know” is, I guess, supposed to be impressive ... right?

If he doesn’t use his own name when it’s actually unveiled...missed opportunity.

Journalist says a Lotus is good. No one listens. Everyone buys a Cayman or 911. Rinse and repeat.