I can't beelieve you went there.

I can't even express how much that last line has filled me with rage.

Clear cut answer here: Giant Slingshots

So, we're like 5ish years out from those floating camera/scan things from Prometheus? Right?

What's up with Baltimore being all about Puig? No Beltway Battle love for Dez?

You're damn right we do! The point you missed there though is that DC is quite possibly the WORST when it comes to the number of people who get on the escalator and have no idea what in the flying fuck common courtesy is. Tourists man, hate em.

Yeah, jesus, that escalated quickly

Wait, so he finished running a marathon, got knocked down by an explosion, made it to the finish line, then refused a wheelchair because his hotel was just 6 blocks away. Bill Iffrig wins the award for being the most boss 78 year in human history.