Eh, I don’t think it was a bad year at the plate for him, judging by his waist size.

For the last time, dudes: Stop trying to get women’s numbers at the gym!

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

The U.S. will send 48 rowers to Rio, they will be as forewarned and forearmed as the federation can make them

Gawker Media should have someone in DC to cover The March for Life, which, according to its website, “WILL GO ON NO MATTER THE WEATHER”.

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS WILL RISE LIKE A PHOENIX INTO THE SKY AND CRUSH YOUR GIRLY DREAMS.

Its as if Roethlisberger is being held down against his will.

I haven’t seen a bigger asshole since Goatse

Whats left of my family still argue over who gets the most right-wing

Football helments can’t melt neck ligaments

Coach Carroll suspects it was a pre-existing condition. “Looking at the video, there’s no way just the impact alone could’ve caused this injury.”

This wasn’t even the most political moment of the night. Pagano had his entire punting unit act out the chaos of the Speakership race.

Gus Bradley should be getting a visit from some of Roger Goodell’s “associates” shortly, after which he will issue a statement that his misspoke, and by “He had a concussion” actually meant “Couldn’t keep up with the fast paced, action packed NFL action!”

According to @StatsOnFire, this is the first time the McCown brothers have played at the same time since December 9, 2007.

They won’t be able to repeat as AFC Finalists if they keep this up.

Are we actually going to start asking men to start questioning their preferences? Because from what I can tell, most of the pressure to do this is put on feminist-leaning women. So far, I’ve been told that it’s not reasonable for me to want a guy who has a job or a college degree or who doesn’t live with his parents,…

I had a spacey friend in high school who had gone to an Italian restaurant and been served bread and olive oil for the first time. She became obsessed with it, and one night we were at another friends house and she came down the stairs eating the very same concoction, or so we thought. Upon entering the kitchen, I…

"Well, my gameplan collapsed. Internally, though. There were no outside factors."