Every day, friend.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

Either you have an Audi or they don’t even have them where you live. They’re easily as bad - or worse - than the BMW drivers on the whole.

I’m not sure whether to laugh or scream at Roseanne’s apology for what she said about Valerie Jarrett. Saying Valerie is the child of the Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes was not a fucking joke about her looks. It was an intentional invocation of the racist idea that black and brown folks are more ape than…

When a person trades in hate and divisiveness they shouldn’t be surprised when someone comes at them with that same energy. Ann Coulter has been through this same spectacle and I think she had pies (or maybe shaving cream pies) whipped at her. Tammy wants to go on TV and talk shit about folks and then walk around town…

People can bitch about not “resorting to violence” but part of making the world a nicer place for marginalized people is shutting up racists and other assholes. Punching Richard Spencer in the face, tossing drinks at Tomi Lahren, these aren’t just things that give me a warm fuzzy, they’re laudable actions that…

And oh look, it’s another white person who doesn’t understand that the right to free speech doesn’t give you the right to say whatever the fuck you want with zero consequences.

If you voted for him, you deserve this.

My taxes stayed about the same, but my deductions were less. I’m sure the Walton family will enjoy building a few extra mansions though.

As they say, democracy is the theory that the people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

There’s two head to head just like that in the Mockingbird Station garage in Dallas. It exists just for me. I get it about a third of the time, but In arrive off-peak mostly.

I would assume that’s so the kids don’t look directly at the eclipse, though that is taking it a little far.

If those teachers truly do believe that sunlight is somehow more dangerous during an eclipse, then I don’t know what to say. I guess Betsy Devos works fast? :(

Just remember that when Ayn Rand was dying of cancer, which I guess now was her own fault, she was on Medicaid.

So how do we repeal congressional healthcare? I mean, since healthcare isn’t a human right and we shouldn’t be paying for others’ healthcare, we definitely shouldn’t be paying for theirs, right?

I’d pay good money to see Stevie Wonder drive the pace car while getting directions barked to him by a crazy Irish rally co-pilot. WHAT THA FOOK STEVEH. EYE TOLLED YE FOURTY DEAD AHEED AND THEN A THIRRTY RIGHT. THANK FOOK YOU WARNT GOIN MORE THAN THIRTY OTHERWISE WED BE FOOKED!

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Heard a story on the radio earlier about a guy who used to work in a video shop in Knightsbridge in the 80's, of which Roger Moore was a member. The guys in the shop changed his membership number to 007, and he bought them all beer. Proper decent bloke, RIP.

I’m 52 years old and grew up with the notion that anyone can become president. For the first time in my life I see a person who has no fucking business being the president of the United States. I firmly believe that there needs to be some experience required before one can run for the office. I think one should at…

Thankfully, I work at a law firm filled with progressive Democrats. The couple of trump fans are rightly embarrassed and expressing regret.

And it’s like, even *in* pioneer times people worked together. No one can go it alone - no functional society has ever worked that way.