There’s really only one logical choice.

I’m sure they do.

She can leave that butt print whereever she wants.

I always suspected you were great at ejaculating outside of another person, when needed!

“On a day when the NYC roads shut down for blizzard conditions, a driver just one state away in Maryland...”

Provide any sort of empirical evidence backing up this claim. It’s pretty well known that all season tires are a “jack of trades, master of none” sort of deal.

This is not true. Good winter tires will always out-perform good all-season tires in the winter, and good summer tires will always out-perform good all-seasons at spring/summer temps.

Nailed it. That’s why my Crown Vic is in a perfect state of tune and all maintenence is up to date. Don’t want it to fail me on a 0°F Ohio morning.

Fortunately for me, my old car doesn’t include any of that horseshit, so my clearing work is traditional.

California’s economy is ~$2.5 Trillion

That’s not surprising. California is usually the problem child when it comes to all of the states in the U.S.

Anyone looking to run the most powerful country in the world should probably be better at communicating his message.

I don’t think it’s the photos. The Continental is actually blurry, like Bigfoot. That makes it extra scary to me.

I don't love it, but I think it looks better as a production car than it did as a concept.

Ooo an autonomous control system that can park a car that’s only available on a test mule and not actually on any production vehicles and won’t be for several more years, whoop dee ‘effing doo!

I don’t take a lunch break because my asshole company wants me to stop the clock while I’m lunching, so a “9 to 5" is really either an “8 to 5" or “9 to 6.” I have a family and other parts of my life that I like a lot, lot more than my job, and I have a commute through some of the worst traffic in the country. I grew…

Walking through parking lot, waiting for a car to back out, realizing there’s nobody in the car...

How about they mandate that when someone hits the Unlock on their key fob that the reverse lights don’t come on. I’m looking at you GM. Only car maker I’ve seen where in the parking lot I’ll see a cars reverse lights on, only to release they aren’t reversing, they just hit the unlock on the key fob.

Automatic one star rating if the back-up indicators light up for anything other than backing up. I want to throttle whoever decide it was OK to keep those lit when using the fob to unlock the doors.