The idea that shit-talking a candidate during a primary harms them in the general was probably never very true, and most assuredly isn’t true at all now. The overwhelming majority of people in this country know who they will vote for next November based solely on the letter by their name. Modern American elections are…

“Might he be...46 years old? Some of those things are more fixable than others.”

If they go 0-16, Dolphins players who make it through this season will henceforth drink champagne every time all other teams have won at least one game.  Sports writers will make a big deal about how cute this is.

Add in the cost of child care that 12K turns into 25k+. If your partner makes enough I can see a lot of people sacrificing a few luxuries to be able to spend that much time with their kids.

Warren/Castro has been my dream ticket since the first debate.

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Friends, I don’t know how to make clearer in an article marked impressions that this is my early experience with the game and that it’s been a complicated experience. I’m eager to play more and see what might change, but at the moment this has not been a particularly enjoyable play experience for me even acknowledging …

Man this is some good stuff.

So, basically, non-Tesla carmakers have standards?

If only there was an unemployed QB that previously took his team to the Super Bowl available...

Lauding her drive and willingness to do amazing things is great, and I’m sure as hell sad about this, but calling people gutless and sheep because they choose not to take unnecessary risks for an adrenaline thrill is some really pathetic projecting.

“I come to Bury?” -seizer “Not to pays them.”

I would frame that email and put it up in my office just like I framed the printout from the College Republicans website at a previous university that declared me a “communist indoctrinator.”

“Sir, this is an empty room”

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

“Sure, we could have demanded he pay us the money back. But that didn’t feel like the right thing to do. Andrew was more than just our quarterback, he was the person we rallied around after we let Peyton Manning go He brought us together: our present, our future and our glorious past. From our point of view, he helped…

There are nearly as many followers of Islam as there are Christians. If you’re putting Jesus and The Pope on this list, obviously Muhammad — praise and blessings be upon his name — ought to be as well, no?

the one that haunted me most personally was “why the fuck did Sigourney Weaver agree to this shit?”

The stark aesthetic of the intro and Prometheus’ harsh features scared the shit out of me as a kid. I was 12 and, in retrospect, entirely too old to be bothered by a clay cartoon on a children’s network. I live my life in constant shame; not specifically because of this, but it certainly doesn’t help.

I didn't care much about this one way or the other until just now. The pictures are a silly nonissue, but so was her campaign in general. And the line about being a mother to all the babies in the country was just bizarre and offputting.