How about giving my 86 year old father a break? It works for him. Me, I use a tablet computer.

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

If you believe Scaramucci—you shouldn’t—Trump has thrown a perfect spiral through a tire.

The dive after Altidore gets up and nudges him is what makes it art.

This is possibly the greatest idea I have seen on this website. I always worry that I left a door unlocked or left the garage door open when I KNOW that I didn’t but that doesn’t stop me from worrying. I am definitely going to use this.

I clicked on this story, thinking “What kind of nonsense will this be?” and I was totally and completely wrong. A simple and ingenious solution to a problem that has plagued me for years. Thank you!

That’s a pretty stark correlation.

I don’t understand how anyone is a fan of the dumpster fire that is the Washington Racial Slur. And I’m a fucking Browns fan.

Correct. Dadtaku stories are written for parents to say “oh man yes this is bad i understand this”, not for teenagers to give unsolicited parenting advice.

Right? I think people missed the whole “these problems don’t actually matter because I love my son more than a video game” angle.

and who read lighthearted internet words literally, as though he’s genuinely advocating people not to have children.

it’s always easy in these comments to tell who doesn’t have kids

3rd rate pizza place sounds like too much of a compliment tbh.

“I am sorry to report that a well-seasoned cast iron pan is kiiiiiind of a pain in the ass.”

Yeah, its simple. Also, keep it in the oven or on top of the stove. When you wash it relatively hot it will dry itself. It is literally the easiest pan for me to use on a daily basis. My stainless steel pans, which I love, are major PITAs.

Dude, cast iron with a chainmetal scrubber to clean and you are good to go. You don’t need other pans. Once you figure out how not to ruin one, you will continue not ruining it and using it for everything.

on the bright side, we should all be dead by then

Wagner received pushback from the staff for her take, and I don’t agree with it, but it sure as hell isn’t golf. You don’t even have to react to an opponent!

You just *know* that the studio really wants a white guy. And that all this “we can’t find a guy after 2000 auditions” is just cover for when they announce that Aladdin will be played by Hugh Jackman.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?