Cubs win! Cubs win!

Great work! Meanwhile the Cubs cruised to a 6-2 win over the Rockies!

What horror and terror are you talking about? You need to go join a victimhood cult or something. Now go fuck yourself.

It reminds me of the time when my mom caught me and my girlfriend fucking after school one day. She promptly called her mom and said she “caught us doing sex together, with her hindquarters in the air”

Shut up brat and quit bitching.

Fuck you! Go Cubs!

Don’t forget the Nautica ones also!

Excellent piece to end a tough week.

Starting today I'm going door to door collections guns from my area.

Where's a good reality show when you need one?

Doesn't apply to media.