Literally the single greatest episode of television ever produced.

Oh, I guess you’ve never seen the fat camp episode, starring Dianne.

we did, actually, for like, 8 months, but it got really gross, and since it was a really cheap costume, it fell apart in the wash.

You should ask your daughter to examine the genitals of every other female in the bathroom, then, just to be sure that she is not in the presence of the trans-people. I mean, if you’re going to take the time to be outraged and care that much that there are people whose gender is not the same as what they were…

except, this quote comes to mind:

I would argue this is homocidal. Friday is Jumu’ah and masjid is full of people, including children, on Fridays. The intent was to terrorize Muslims from joining together in prayer and to do this during Friday prayer makes the intent to kill pretty clear.

This is good news for Jeb Bush when he doesn’t win the nomination. He’ll always have a job in Muslim detection.

that is pretty much about as damning a passage as you can throw in these “christians” faces, Jesus didn’t say to do those things, unless you are afraid they might steal from you or hurt you, he said do them and do them without question or you will be cast out from me.

I didn’t have great answers for her, and honestly, in an effort to minimize your negative impact and what was otherwise a really fun day, I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

We’re talking about kids here, and young ones at that. I didn’t go to the “right” preschool. Hell, I didn’t even go to the “right” schools period. I still managed to end up with a Ph.D. It isn’t the end of the world if your kid can’t go to the latest overpriced school du jour with aboriginal trap shooting and yoga for…

Whoever is responsible for this slide should never be allowed to use PowerPoint again.

I’m still bitter about Mondo.

Kelly initially grated on me, but as the season wore on, I still hated her designs, but liked her personally, and appreciated her design skill, even though it wasn’t to my taste. I was really pulling for her at the end because she worked so hard, and had consistently assimilated the feedback she got in order to…

I thought this season of Project Runway had an inordinate amount of mediocre-to-shoddy designers. Frankly, I was amazed that the majority of them lasted as long as they did. They should probably go back to having Tim in on the auditions.

A lot of the problem came when they switched to Lifetime and one day challenges became the standard.

This actually happened in a restaurant!

This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.