Yeah the cops were actually really great with me. I’ve been arrested too and they weren’t so great that time but they actually treated me with dignity and respect for the 5150.

Counterpoint:

It’s not a lie nor omission though. The candy coating is not milk chocolate. So if the candy coating melts in your hand, it still is not the ‘milk chocolate’ melting. Yes, it always bugged me that they said it, but it is technically correct (the best kind of correct).

Some people say that Ivanka now types his tweets, while sitting on daddy’s lap in a negligee. Some people are saying that.

I like that any time he’s asked about his plan for Syria, his plan is simply blaming literally everything wrong in the middle east on Hillary. During the last debate it would have been cool if the moderator had asked him how he was going to implement the “Hilliary caused all of this” plan.

And how do they prove at which point the line ran out? Like, how are they going to get down to the exact voter who got in line at 7:00:01? Voter suppression is so disturbing; as a Democrat, I want everyone to vote, no matter their political inclinations. I would prefer to live in a country that reflects my personal…

Seriously. Cons would have shit their britches if Obama or Hillary even ALLUDED to saying something like that.

Can we come with you?

“the election is rigged” apparently means they can intimidate voters (O’Keefe in Pennsylvania), suppress votes (Nevada voters who waited in line should not have their votes counted) and cheat for the GOP (several states have had people attempt to cast fraudulent ballots). Donald Trump is the king of projection.

If the only way you can win an election is by preventing people from voting... yeah that’s not only pathetic, but the concept of democracy eludes you.

10. Win

This may be the wrong place for this, but one of my pet peeves this election cycle has been everyone calling it the “nastiest campaign in history,” which implies contribution of all parties to the nastiness. That is wrong. Donald Trump is the nastiest candidate in history. Some Republicans engaged in that nastiness…

I just want to see his tax returns. I am genuinely curious about what he is hiding. There are so many rumors floating around them. One being he is not that rich. In fact, that he is seriously in debt to Russia. Isn’t there someone out there who could...oh, I don’t know....leak them? Even with the election being over,…

You’re not lying if you just say everything!!

Let him get his photo op, then get him the hell out of there so it doesn’t cause a problem. I can just see some ruckus meaning they’d have to shut down that polling place for a while.

That’s the whole genius of Trump’s campaign: it’s just a massive MadLibs for angry while folk.

“You see when he says he’s going to ‘Make America Great Again’, he means that he’s going to (verb) the (noun) so that the (noun) is (adjective)! He really understands me!”

“Different viewpoints need to be respected,” he continued, before explaining that the Republican presidential candidate’s positions have been misinterpreted. “When Trump says he wants to ban Muslims, he doesn’t really mean that. That’s never going to happen. What he really means is he wants extreme vetting.”

There is so much to focus on. And I starred you for that.

I voted for Clinton today and I didn’t actually have to use my vagina. It’s a good thing, too, because I’m not that limber and the voting booths here are not actual booths with curtains, they’re the suitcase type.

To imply that I would vote for just anyone with a vagina is really dumb. It was what Republicans actually believed would happen when they foist Sarah Palin upon us, and it didn’t work then. We didn’t all go nuts for Michelle Bachman either. This is just as wrong as it was when people said black people are just voting…