Any time I ever hear a woman say “I don’t want to lift weights because I don’t want to get bulky” I always say “go ask some dudes about how much effort they’re putting into getting bulky.” You have to put in lots of time with a carefully maintained almost daily lifting routine and diet and supplements and sleep…

This preacher used an awful lot of words to admit to his congregation that he’s bad in bed.

Which crystal should I place in my bottom to help my BM schedule more fully align with the lunar cycle? My instinct says brown andradite, but I’m open to suggestions. 

Rocks and minerals and crystals are excellent ways to appreciate the glory of nature and the earth and geological processes and all that. But they do not have magical properties.

Cause the Nation is still pissed about it and now they’re developing enough legal knowledge, power and influence to assert their rights.

Well, the only reason that reject Ninja-Turtle switched from ‘fuck the poor and the common man, no more money’ to “Alright, we’ll give them something” is because those two in GA are getting the shit kicked out of them on TV and polling simply by pointing out the fact that the GOP is the reason people are getting…

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From what the nurse says, those folks 100%, absolutely deserve to die.

It’s almost poetic when Trump loving, flag waving, qanon believing, pandemic denying folks go out with their last words being “I can’t breathe.”

Remember, it’s only a coup if it’s from the coup d’etat region of France. Otherwise it’s merely a “sparkling authoritarian takeover.”

if i ever say “you know, these are pretty solid choices, i’m good with any of them.” and a republican is one of them; kill me. that’s not me. it’s an impostor and im already dead.

I have no problem saying “Thank you,” except for the fact that I CAN”T BREATHE, you stupid bitch.

No repercussions? So he can only play the drums one time?

Really! Escargot aren’t snails. They are a butter and garlic delivery system.

Whenever (it seems a long way off for me yet...) I get back to the gym I’m not going to push myself quite as hard as I would otherwise have before this. Though, that isn’t a bad thing. For a lot of people right now is a rare time in a lifting life when your officially detrained, meaning you can build muscle, strength,…

You Americans are weird.

If you’re in the United States and you’re reading this on February 27, 2020, you don’t have COVID-19.

He’s clearly just trying to chop up the chair and take it with him, idk what all the fuss is about.

Seven strokes early?!? So, like...just put it in once then take it out?

Hot take: Interstellar was actually a good movie.