The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Only one died.... poor Manny Bothans :(

I trust him for this type of information, he has a beard.

“Listen, it’s not that hard to understand: tell the cook I want my toast to be offended by a Fuzzy Zoeller toast.”

Wait a minute.. Wait a minute... Let’s take the creep to the next level... You’re telling me this character in the computer has the same name as the japanese satellite sent to study black holes, that vanished the same weekend??? http://gizmodo.com/no-one-knows-w…

If this place is really abandoned, who’s paying to keep the servers online?

Rocky V does have about 60 seconds of redeeming quality - “Get up you bum!” That’s a great fuckin’ moment man, admit it lol.

I wonder if it is as bad as Hogan’s Sex Tape, another shitty film that is going to cost someone hundreds of millions of dollars....

You sound like my wife when we’re around better looking men.

Wait, are you implying that he couldn’t understand me when I yelled “SWING YOU MARVELOUS FUCK, SWING” at him in Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS? Well that explains a lot.

What they did was dumb. Would I have done that as a teenager? Yes.

Sanka, ya dead?

Calm down there, Satan.

The town I live in in Texas has “Superior rated water” and a habit of one to two week late notices regarding fecal contamination and the occasional ‘Whoops there was a little cyanide in the system’. Nothing says refreshment like superior rated cyanide poop water.

If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are…

‘Never let circumstance dictate strategy.’

Youve never served a day7 of your life in uniform, you dont seem to know much in the way of military history and you are currently advocating a line of reasoning that is ignorant to its very foundation. take a look at the history of insurgency over the last 50 or so years and what you find is a string of American…

Except you're not playing a video game named Murry Chang 2011

One of the good folks at 538 prepared a nine-part 10,000+ word statistical argument that Dennis Rodman should be the first person you would pick as that hypothetical GM.

A friend of mine would approve of your driveway, he’s had a couple Fox Body 5.0’s and currently dailies a nearly identical CVPI, minus the chrome rings on the wheels. He keeps a pair of cuffs on the rearview mirror and an empty Dunkin Donuts box on the package tray.