William’s ex-gf penned a rather interesting reply on HuffPo where she called bullshit on his whole ‘I-was-too-good-at-at-it-so-she-squirted’ line.

Joint compound is weak crap. Just sand it, paint it and call it character.

I only buy smarties and dum-dum suckers. I then hand out the candy based on my impression of the child’s parents.

If there is no third party support, I am 100% down

Astounding. I mean, to actually throw Cardinals fans onto the field when there are wastebins about.

Because your kid isn’t the fucking devil?

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Wow, what an incredible double down on being flat out wrong.

For $100,000 you could buy 200 Hyundai Accents and control the flow of traffic wherever you go.