Jesus is like, “ich spreche kein Englisch, dummkopf.”

Wow, George turned out to be the class act and Kramer turned out to be the asshole. Who saw that coming??

Damn. He should start a business writing celebrity apologies, that was amazing.

My friend is an actor, you’ve probably seen her. So there’s that “Oh my God is that…?” factor. She makes a ton of money so she has no interest in a fiduciary arrangement but the only men who will approach her are Wall Street types looking for trophy girlfriends (often the guys are already married.) I’ve said to her…

Interesting! Makes me wonder too if they have a hard time dating, because I imagine a greater percentage of the people who approach them or entertain their advances are the ones with perhaps a bit too much confidence—and therefore maybe on the douchey side.

Gay me has a female friend who is like that. She’s just a little shorter than my height, so about 6 feet, and stunning. I am often her date because men and women are too intimidated to talk to her and they get Bedazzled, so I am the schlub who acts as an intermediary. Plus she speaks a foreign language that I can…

It is immoral, unethical and in many states illegal. Since the cutting is for abusive reasons.

The people who make gofundme might be the next to jump off a bridge. Seems like its become a platform to reward stupidity and ignorance.

Name-calling over such an innocuous post? You must be a lot of fun to be around.

I do know more than one family who cut a kid’s hair short because they refused to take care of it (read: kid wouldn’t wash their nasty hair). All kids involved were under 10.

Please provide the statute that gives a 13 year old legal protection from her parents cutting her hair.

Go eat a bag of dicks, you moron.

In what world is that reasonable? It is an act intended to humiliate someone. No one should intentionally humiliate their children. If you think this is reasonable discipline, I hope you aren’t responsible for any children.

Please describe scenarios (other than chewing gum in hair, which this obviously wasn’t) where drastically chopping off the kid’s hair in a garage might have been “perfectly reasonable”. Really, I’m fascinated to hear.

Chopping off her hair. What kind of fucking medieval punishment is this? That’s what they did to women who slept with Germans during the French occupation. Getting drunk or whatever doesn’t warrant this hateful treatment. This is horrid.

OK so I don’t get the obsession with him, but my friend said I would if I started watching Friday Night Lights. Can you confirm whether that is true and whether I should start watching it? I need a new show anyhoo.

As much as I don’t want to believe the accusations.... It kind of makes sense when you look at his comedy. The guys is constantly talking about how disgusting he is, and how he knows it on an intellectual level but isn’t that interested in changing his behavior. That’s one of the reasons he’s so genius, because…

If she thinks Louis C.K. is a creep and she had an experience with him that made her resentful, then she should say so.

I’ve always felt that stand up comedians are some of the most insecure, self-centered, fucked up and desperate people. They’re only funny on stage. As soon as no one is clapping, the comedy curdles and reveals the essential grossness of their personalities. Stories that are funny under the lights spring from a dark…

At a certain point all the self-awareness in the world is worth a flaccid dick in the hand if there isn’t real progress on not being a shit. I read that post by a guy who critiqued Maron on a message board and Maron obsessively went after him and started talking about him during his set. He seems like the kind of guy…