Pardon? Who’s trying to have it both ways? I don’t think being a pervert is an exclusively male trait. I think it goes both ways. I know a few a ladies who are players and more power to them. The irony with them is that they get more criticism and shade from women than men.

This week has been full of bullshit from humanity, including have to school a dad in front of his kid (chaperoning a school trip) about why you don’t just randomly yell ‘you’re hot!’ at women in the street. Add in this ass hat and this is essentially where I’m at.

We are not wealthy but I have been getting wife bonuses for years and so do 4 of my closest friends. This is not just an UES thing. There is a tremendous amount of pressure to be beautiful ( perfect hair and skin. extensions and plastic surgery if neccessary ), thin ( size 6 or less. I probably have not eaten over…

Yes. I live in Carnegie Hill, and I was a SAHM for 12 years. Her child was at the 92nd Street Y. So were mine. Never once heard of the wife bonus. Never. The wealthy women around me spend what they damn well please, whenever they feel like it.

I asked my husband last night where my wife bonus was, and he reminded me of two important things:

What does this mean that it’s “Hillary’s time now”? Seriously, no one is owed the presidency. I will hold my nose and vote for her, but I don’t think people have blinders on about her, and she’s going to be a huge disappointment.

Guns mattered in like the 18th century, but since the invention of artillery and airplanes guns are only part of a battle.

Especially when they’re the same assholes who look at riots and uprising against corrupt and oppressive government forces and respond with “well you should just obey the law.”

This isn’t rising up against the British in the 18th century anymore. People who hold views like Vaughn’s are laughably out of touch and out of their league.

“We don’t have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government. It’s not about duck hunting; it’s about the ability of the individual.”

My perception was that they were just being really, really, incredibly sexist. She’s fighting like a complete badass, but then suddenly she sees some children zombies and it so completely shatters her sentimental woman-mother heart that she crosses her weapons over her chest, closes her eyes, and just lets them come…

I still hate that it was HER to die like that. “I’m a mother and can’t handle my emotionsssss” is part of what I saw. One of the men should have gone by way of the zombie children too!

*gasp*

ser jorah mormont lord of the friendzone

only the lord of the friendzone would sign up to die for no reason for his m’lady, in order to make her feel sad and guilty for all eternity that she wouldn’t just LET HIM SMOTHER HER WITH LOVE

This is all so fascinating. I wish I was a dude for a day so I could know what it feels like.

Blue balls is a thing. It’s a sensation I’d describe as “mild, dull aching,” and it usually lasts around 10-20 minutes. It’s generally easy enough to ignore if you can distract yourself by doing and/or thinking about something else, but sorta unpleasant if you’re just lying there doing nothing and being bored.

Best thread ever.

So is ‘blue balls’ really a thing or was my highschool boyfriend that much more of a manipulative ass than I thought he was

I would be the worst guy. I feel like if I had the ability to get boners I would poke people with it all the time.