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Alleged rape joke unless she admits to it or you get some audio.

Oh good, we got the "Not All Men" comment out of the way quickly.

Er, that's every bar. Everywhere.

Kanye's on a list of his own.

Ew.

All of this makes me want to vomit. I WISH a man would tell me to call him "my Lord". My ASS is more like it.

The real question here: will I still be able to make $5,347 a week working from home for Goggle like my aunt does? She just bought a new BMW btw..

when I was in either 4th or 5th grade the regular playground bully pushed me too far and I told him I would make him cry. I shoved him (I was 2nd shortest in the class, btw) and he fell and sure enough cried. The teacher on duty called me over and while giving me a very stern look and shaking her finger told me "good

Not to distract from the glory of this — because it's goddamn spectacular — but why does this person have so many cameras outside of the house? Looks like three different shots.

WHY U NO LOVE ME PINKHAM????

HAHA I was thinking the SAME thing. As someone who lives not too far from Encinitas and is originally from Colorado my second thought was "DO YOU ALL GET YOUR HAIRCUT TOGETHER!?" holy snow bro

Agreed. This doesn't sound any different than working for a generally terrible boss in any profession.

This always happens to "developed" girls. Which is awful, in that the way your body exists is not necessarily within one's control.

I like these but they each need to be about 15 minutes shorter.

Exactly. Also, being an asshole. Cats love being assholes.

These videos are evoking excited tears of happiness in me. Anyone else?!

Someone forward these clips to Marvel Films' casting department. That's a f-n superhero right there.

I'm pretty sure Brazil nuts see her thighs and break on their own out of respect.