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You know ALLLL these people watch freaky porn. ALL of them.

Still, fuck you.

Thank you. If I could give you all the stars, I would.

There's another commercial (maybe for Yaz or Yasmine) where the phone number to call is 1 800 BAD DRUG. The number cracks me up every time.

BUT NOW MY HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE ISN'T SPEEEEEEEEEECIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

I love that you restate this: Tate confirmed that she had had sex with both him and Graham, allegedly telling her, "What, you don’t remember? I’m going to have to refresh your memory, then." as "her failing to remember clearly as [sic] the other guy." Your biases aren't apparent, nooope. Trolling under the radar

Two of my great aunts stuffed my other great aunt's bra when she was in her coffin, because her legendary giant boobs had deflated in death.

This, right here. This is why the internet exists.

I think it's pretty well-established that Julia Roberts is just a big old bitch.

"I doubt these people would be allowed to hand out condoms to little kids. But it's okay to talk to them about abortion without my permission?"

However much he's paying his PR flack, s/he deserves a bonus for staging this.

Mmmmm yogurt. I wish they had yogurt in my school lunches as a kid.

WHO WAS MARRIED WHEN SHE HAD HER.

"I used to watch Jessica, this chick who would not sleep with me..."

The dead girl is dead. The other girl, the one who was victimized by the Italian government for several years and slut-shamed by the international media that whole time, is still alive and still suffering. At this point, I think the one who is still suffering is the one to be focused on, especially since the utterly

I've said it before, I'll say it again: good for her. Good for her for beating the absolute mockery of justice that was the investigation against her. Good for her for getting home, since it looks like there's no possible way the US will ever extradite her back to Italy. Good for her for dealing with all the shit

That is overwhelmingly absurd and you need to report that entire conversation. I don't care if its the most religious university out there, teaching false information=bad teacher. This is disgusting.

1) I agree with you that there should be more focus on Lumumba and Jezebel is at fault for glossing over what happened to him.

Why does everyone think she has boatloads of money? Her book advance was reportedly $3.8 million. A portion of that went to her literary agent. What do you think was left after taxes? $2 million- maybe? How much do you think her legal fees were after 4 years (and still on-going) of a high profile trial? Do you know

Here's what I don't get. A drifter with his DNA all over the crime scene, including semen on the victm's body, claims that he had consenual sex with her and then didnt hear her murder because he was taking a shit in their bathroom after, while listening to his iPod. Then he went on the run and was picked up for