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Yes, absolutely. I had three consultations from the time I was 19 until I finally did it at 25. It was a really hard decision for me but OH MY GOD, it's like having a whole new wardrobe where everything just looks better. And, TMI internet but I have the perkiest fucking nipples now. Didn't lose sensation or anything.

God I live for stories like this. I may have already posted this, so forgive me if so, but here goes:

I watched Ghostbusters last night. Great choice.

I only have 72 married/engaged friends? This seems surprising. Also, I apparently have 1 year and two months (and five days), so that means I need to find a boyfriend in five days, get engaged two months after that, and then married on April 16th, 2015. You're all invited.

True story- I spent an entire day driving downtown and my tire fell off my car. Like, literally fell off and rolled away. Thanks potholes.

I for one, can accomplish nothing without my Uncle Sugar, as my libido is too ferocious.

I really want this to be real, but I can't believe there's any possible way. Also. I hope Selena doesn't use "U" in her texts.

I'm bored.

If I made an appointment with a doctor I didn't know, showed up, and he looked like that, I'd RUN the other way. He just screams creepster.

True story. I signed up for OKC once, for like two days. Got some nice messages, tons of creepy messages, and about a thousand messages that were clearly copy/pasted and sent to every female ever. I guess it was kind of an ego boost, after I had recently been dumped on my ass. Then one guy sent me like, four messages.

Have you ever had a best friend for more than a year or so? Have you ever had an argument with said best friend, but realized that they were still your best friend and enduring some shitty moments was worth having them in your life?

I am a fart holder in, but this part threw me off, too. I didn't fart in front of my ex for three years, until I moved in with him. And even then, I waited for a month at least. Which was absurd because he ripped ass and giggled about it all the time. Now I'm sleeping with someone new and the fart holding in has

So- does her family have to pay the medical bills as well?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. My beliefs are that the death penalty is wrong. Shall I stop paying taxes now since my tax money goes toward killing people? No, because I'm not a dickwad who thinks the world revolves around me.

Thank you for inventing the word Beyoncumentary. I love it so much.

It's definitely in the air. My fiance and I were together for four years and lived together for once- I got dumped out of the blue just in time for Thanksgiving. Holidays make everyone think too fucking hard.

Double post ;(

Wow. I grew up in a boring town, but jesus. I can't wait for her porno (just kidding, I can).

Oh man I will totally watch this. My Grandma was neighbors with Lizzie B in her later years (my Grandma was like 10 at the time) and she said she was always super nice and polite. Grandma is convinced it was all the maid. Do with that what you will.