mlle-penelope
mlle.penelope
mlle-penelope

It's so irritating when girls try and talk about how they don't get along with other girls because they're too blunt, laid back, too much like a guy, etc. You just want to make excuses for the real reason: You are rude.

Someone should explain to men that the word period is in reference to time, not the punctuation mark.

My boyfriend in high school had a different last name than both of his parents. He and his twin brother were the result of a one night stand, so their mom gave them her last name, let's say Smith. A few years down the line, their parents decided to get married, his mom then changing her last name to their father's

Wha...what is that? I cannot control my inner squee. Eeeeeee! Piggies!

Hearted for your moxie and also, username.

Just to be clear, Dick. What if you wife is wearing old period panties? Is that still a come hither outfit? Is a chastity belt required? I need specifics.

Magnesium? Interesting. I've done melatonin before. How does the magnesium work? I'm always into a more natural approach.

Who says we can't all marry Ryan Gosling? I will get all sister wives-y for Ryan Gosling. Nobody else though.

I agree. I just refuse to acknowledge long distance relationships as a "thing". Proximal relationships can be a scary "thing" too, but people are less apt to give you a look of gaping horror and/or pity when your significant other lives a few blocks away vs a few time zones. I have a person that I talk to every day,

"The loneliness scale" is the most depressing thing I've ever heard of. Also, I completely agree with this. My boyfriend lives in another state, so we only see each other for a few days every month or so. The first few days after we separate again, I can never sleep. Then after a few days of being bummed he's far

Really? Because this accounts for 50% of the people I know, and at least 75% of the men.

I wasn't ignoring that fact, I was merely pointing out that they did publicly state their belief in her guilt. Besides, your point is essentially my first comment. How dare they continue to publicly discuss their dislike for the person acquitted of the murder?

I'm pretty sure there were articles about the roommates eating Halloween chocolate together at some point, therefore it is insensitive of her to imbibe now.

Yes, I need to know like, yesterday.

Maybe I'm a bitch, (I am) but if some family continuously proclaimed my guilt for a crime I didn't commit and helped keep me in jail for four years, I wouldn't give two shits what they thought of my behavior. I am the same age as Amanda Knox and spent my Halloween like every other 24 year old girl in this country:

This year, I was Nyan cat. I wore leggings, a tshirt, cat ears, and a pop tart I crafted out of felt and rainbow ribbon. Nobody understood, so I wound up just telling everyone I was a pop tart. Guess I'm a bigger internet nerd than I realized. Sad.

I watched (and loved) it. That costume was ridiculous. In a good way.

Doesn't this get uncomfortable though? I too have huge boobs, but when the ladies can't go free i get awkward marks/rashes. How's that for some TMI on a Sunday night? But seriously, my parents cleaning lady told me when I was in high school that I needed to sleep in a bra or they'd get saggy...is there truth to

The death penalty? Way to stretch the facts, psycho. That this is even being considered makes me want to vomit.