Yes, but thank god us Americans are so kind and generous towards Native Americans. You should learn a thing or two from us, Canada!

This is almost as ridiculous as Kimmie K trying to sue someone for looking like her. I'm not famous, but can I start finding totally ridiculous reasons to sue people?

eeeeee! give me him

Hearted the shit out of you for that comment. Seriously. It was a forceful click.

Clearly that security guard has never actually been on a plane, because they're always fucking freezing.

Wait, I read the article and I'm still confused. Did they think she wasn't wearing shorts, and they kicked her off because they were too short?

I don't think you're ungrateful at all. Money is a touchy thing for everyone. I had a boyfriend in college who's family was beyond wealthy and they would do similar things, like pay for our spring break trips, or my plane tickets to visit, etc. It always made me feel a little bit guilty. Then boyfriend explained…

Right back at you!

Conversely, if I do not plan on giving birth does that mean I've negated my rights to having my meals paid for?

1. You are a creep. Did you want to post a picture of me as well? DOB? Ethnicity, gender?

Awkward.

Um what? Did she say that at some point? I kind of stopped paying attention to her the day I was born.

Both, actually. Said boyfriend of strip club fame still lives there. Although to my knowledge he has not attended any in your fair city.

I would say the people who don't understand funny are the people who don't find this ad HILARIOUS. Because that's what it is.

My feelings on Portland are a whole different rant.

I have always wondered this too! I don't wear much makeup, but eyelashes are the one beauty thing that I constantly lust after. Probably because i have short, straight, blonde eyelashes and look like I'm asleep without mascara. My boyfriend has the most beautiful dark, curled lashes. He has straight hair, but it's…

I don't think I ever want to have a kid, but it seems like it would be so much less traumatic to let the thing come out when it's ready, rather than forcing it.

The most annoying thing in the world is when uncreative people, who think they are creative, are vain. Ewwww.

I read it that way too. And also, the URL spelled her name wrong.

I think it would be hypocritical of me to say I am against lap dances but not strip clubs, specifically because of why I have an issue with them. The problem I have with strip clubs in general, is that they promote this attitude of women servicing men, whether it be in lap dances, or whatever, and I fear that it's…